A long long time ago I subscribed to the Libertarian newsletter but I've since become disinterested in them. However, this issue featured some Ron Paul jokes in the manner of the Chuck Norris jokes that became so popular on the Internet. I thought these are pretty good:
*Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the call of freedom.
* Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.
* Ron Paul doesn't go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.
* Dr. Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.
* King Midas shook hands with Ron Paul once. Nothing happened.
* Ron Paul has two first names... and is proud of it.
* Ron Paul was born 75 years ago, but he is only 45.
And of course…
* Chuck Norris has a list of 5 people not to mess with. Ron Paul is all of them.
The moral flexibility of a 20-something
13 years ago
1 comment:
Ha!
Wow.
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